An Interview With Witchy
Came from: The Transylvania Forest
Current home: An English forest
Age: “A lady never tells her centuries.”
Relationship Status: Dumped and broken-hearted (“Boys are dumb.”)
Hobbies: Bowling. Zip Lining. Stamp Collecting.
Favourite TV: Partridge Family reruns, the Smurfs (they’re blue like I am!), and Wheel of Fortune (Pat Sajak is hot!)
Likes: Tequila. Home-brew. Noodles.
Dislikes: Boys. Well, one in particular.
Allergies: Cats (especially black ones). Boys. Well, one in particular.
Phobias: Spiders. Spiders. And spiders. Ew. Also the dark (Shhhh! Don’t tell anyone! It’ll ruin my image!). Creepy-looking trees. Paper clips.
Favourite Food: Braised Bat (Oh, I miss it so much now that I’ve had to become vegan!)
Favourite Vegan Food: (Insert blank stare here)
Not-So-Secret-Crush: Simon Cowell
Secret Weapon: My Happy Zappy Socks
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Originally published on Facebook and Patreon 2019