Witchy’s (Highly Questionable) Tarot Reading #1
Or: How latte and pink ribbons can improve your game
I am just learning how to do Tarot readings. My friend, Liberty Forrest, does them for lots of people and she is teaching me. Somehow, mine don’t sound like hers. But I am doing my best.
I closed my eyes and did my very best to concentrate on choosing the right card for you. I got the fancy Knight of Swords!
I’m excited because it gave me an important message for you!
First, I studied the card and waited for it to tell me a story, just as Liberty said I should do. I think this is what the knight is saying:
“Let’s see…got my scary pointy hat, my scary pointy sword, my ‘I mean business’ chainmail scarf and matching T-shirt, and — oh, dang! I forgot my lucky pink ribbon for my ponytail!”
Oh, dear! 😳
I thought the message was about making sure you don’t forget something important but in case I was wrong, I checked by choosing another card.
And look at this!!
This is the 3 of Wands (or Rods, as they are called in this deck) and here’s what the man is saying:
“This morning started out just like any other day before heading into battle. Did my yoga, exfoliated — you never get a second chance to make a first impression — and on the way, I stopped for a latte, as usual.
But then I simply had to pop in at the camouflage shop ’cause there was that big Spring sale and gadzooks! What a great find! Got these cool sticks and leaves! They’ll never see me coming now!”
Imagine if he went into battle without his camouflage! 😳 Or without his yoga, exfoliating, and latte to set him up for a terrific day. That would not be good.
I think this card is telling you to be prepared (although I don’t recommend heading into battle). In any case, being prepared confirms the other card — about not forgetting something important. Boy, I’m getting really good at this!
Oh, wait! Maybe this card is telling you to find a friend and play Hide and Seek!
Hmm. Liberty is doing one of these again: 🤦🏻♀️ I wonder if she has a headache.
The Most Important Part
- Don’t forget your pink ribbon or other essentials.
- Use camouflage to play Hide and Seek. They will never find you and you’ll never have to be “It.”
- Make sure you do yoga, exfoliate, and have a latte before you go to work. You will have a magical day.
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